Oh The Songs You'd Sing
It is a known fact that eating
pretzels can lead to a dry mouth,
a gasp, a glass of water.
It is a known fact that drinking
a glass of water can lead to another
glass, the desire to piss.
Pissing, it is a known fact,
can lead to overhearing conversations
better left unheard.
Hearing conversations better left unheard,
known fact that it is, can lead the desire
for vengeance.
The desire for known facts, it is vengeance,
can lead to introspective thoughts and
tears.
Don't cry.
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