4-23-15

A Poem is a Poem is a Poem

Gerdy Stein taught me that.
Except sometimes poems
aren't poems. They can be
leaves, or syrup, or a computer
chip, or an old newspaper,
or a calendar, or a poker chip,
or actually a prose piece FOLLOW
DIRECTIONS NEXT TIME.

4-22-15

I'm Watching Deep Blue Sea Right Now

That was incredible,
word travels fast about the
future. Beneath its glassy surface,
Seth Green lurks.

I am the shark whisperer. Fear me,
I am become death.

Trust in me, trust in my shark
whispering. I can't seem to remember
the word for "OHgodOHgod don't kill
me," but that's irrelevant.

This movie has LL Cool J in it.

4-21-15

Oh The Songs You'd Sing

It is a known fact that eating
pretzels can lead to a dry mouth,
a gasp, a glass of water.

It is a known fact that drinking
a glass of water can lead to another
glass, the desire to piss.

Pissing, it is a known fact,
can lead to overhearing conversations
better left unheard.

Hearing conversations better left unheard,
known fact that it is, can lead the desire
for vengeance.

The desire for known facts, it is vengeance,
can lead to introspective thoughts and
tears.

Don't cry.

Switch to DirecTV

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4-20

Weed Culture

Weed joke
Weed weed wee weed

Look at me with my counterculture

Loooooooook

4-19-15

Baby Baby Baby

Purple and blue, green and
white: the colors of pill bottles
and tomorrow.

Kick into gear and look at the stars.
Remember the reasons why
we leave, the reasons why we
remember. Let us remember.

Let us forget. 

4-19-15

A Great American Story

Man watches TV.
Man meets love of his life.
Man changes channel.

4-16-15

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