I used to chew on bits of plastic, which was before my first job as a taxidermist, but that's a story for another time, and that's how I discovered that I fucking love lemonheads, and any other sour candy but sucking on the sweet, sugary twang of a lemonhead just makes my fucking day, man, and reminds of those times I used to spend with my old girlfriend, sitting on the bumper of a 1994 Ford Taurus and listening to the radio, passing the box of candy back and forth and taking a swig, dreaming and loving until we ran out of candy and realized we had nothing in common - we broke up, but that's a story for another time, what I'm really trying to say is this:
I'd give up lemonheads for you.
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